According to this Wall Street Journal article, the average citizen of Denver sucks up 3 times the radiation of Fukushima! Denver’s rocks emit 0.3 rems a year while Fukushima’s rocks emit only 0.1 rems a year. Now, despite it taking literally 1000 times that amount to induce radiation sickness, they should obviously evacuate Denver, shouldn’t they? I mean, I know they have a lower-than-average cancer rate amongst Americans.
But 3 times Fukushima! Won’t someone think of the children!?
(Note: sarcasm included.)