Be Ready When the Sh*t Goes Down

Sometimes Doomers are just too funny!

(Edit to add: The bomb has just been dropped, and instead of hiding in his bunker for 2 weeks to keep away from the fall-out he’s thinking: “Time for my cave man action plan! I’ll be ahead of the game! What I really need to do right now is grab my meat cleaver and eat a SQUIRREL!”)

Amazon.com: Be Ready When the Sh*t Goes Down: A Survival Guide to the Apocalypse (9780061998256): Forrest Griffin, Erich Krauss: Books.

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One Response to Be Ready When the Sh*t Goes Down

  1. specialletters says:

    What’s in his right hand – a chisel or a cleaver? Duct tape for a belt – whoops

    “Forrest Griffin is the perfect apocalyptic chaperon. When he was in the womb, his mother had visions that the world would soon crumble, and Forrest would be the messiah of all mankind. He learned of these “visions” at the age of ten, and although they led him to believe that his mom had just been watching Mad Max and eating bad Mexican food”

    I agree about Mex food – its an overload for sure

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